2.07.2011

Mouse or Toddler?

Upon discovering the fruit in your fruit bowl has been indiscriminately nibbled upon and then abandoned, one naturally asks the question, "Do I have a mouse or a toddler?"


To solve this conundrum, one must simply ponder a few simple inquiries. 

1. Is every piece of fruit in the bowl taste tested?
If so, you probably have a toddler.

2. Is there a small person running around your ankles with produce stickers stuck to their forehead?
If so, you probably have a toddler.

3. Has your baking chocolate also been taste tested, with melted remnants smeared on your cupboard doors?
If so, you probably have a toddler.

4. Does the rodent wake you at night, so they can enter your bed and hog your pillow?
If so, you probably have a toddler.

5. Is the varmint seemingly invisible, silent, and unobtrusive?
If so, you definitely don't have a toddler. Consider yourself lucky and buy yourself a mouse trap.

Judah 
 Toddlerus Rascalimus

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